Dear Sams Club Tire Center,
I HATE you. I loathe you. I hope that a sink hole sucks up your end of the store since the fire a few months ago didn't seem to do the job. If it weren't for the fact that you beat the other stores by a few hundred dollars on tires I would never (and still may never) go see you again.
I just spent an hour and a half and $800 at your store, with 2 two year olds during lunchtime/naptime. While at your store I realized a few things...tires smell, some tire store employees aren't the smartest, nicest or friendliest, and you people really need to update to the 21st century... Why? Because people want to spend $800 while using a VISA credit card...
Obviously VISA isn't EVERYWHERE you want to be. (VISA debit however, seems to be everywhere...)
I left your store with a black cloud above my head, two grumpy/hungry/tired two year olds, and the stank of tires embedded in my clothes. I would love to say I won't have to see your unorganized, unshaven and unprofessional faces for another 70,000 miles, but unfortunately I own another car and you happen to be cheapest.
Dangit.
So until then, know that I hate you and your computers and your smell.
Ungratefully yours,
Brooke
P.S. To Sams Club in general, when I leave the store and kindly deposit my cart in the entrance foyer for your patrons to grab, then remove my children from said cart and proceed to exit the store through the ENTRANCE and you ever so kindly remind me that it's not ok for me to go out the in, even though I'm carrying 60 pounds of toddler and no discernable purchases from your establishment, because the $800 worth of merchandise I just purchased is firmly affixed to my vehicle parked outside the auto shop, which has un-exitable, locked doors, and then point to the sign telling me I have to walk an additional 20 feet to the EXIT just to walk right back past your door, then around the building to the area where my car is parked...screw it, next time I'm taking the cart with me and leaving it in the middle of 191...just sayin'.
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OH MY GOSH, I 'm so sorry. but I just laughed so hard. I've had a crazy experience with Sam's club too...and they always make a deal about going out the in. DAng.
I hate the smell of tires. And $800??? Insane.
So now we know who was responsible for that fire a few months ago! I was wondering why I saw you out there with weinies and marshmallows! :)
Next time, give me a shout and I'll be happy to free you of the 60+ pounds of toddler.....now as for the rude employees and the visa credit thing....just let me know the next time you want to try to fire thing again and I'm in! :)
note to selves: "Don't get on Brooke's bad side." ... :D haha, we love you! Sorry Sam's Club obviously doesn't!
Soooo sorry! I recently waited in Sam's tire center for just a simple quote on 4 tires and gave up after 15 minutes. They seriously didn't even give me the time of day. I feel for you trying to wrestle 2 tired babies in a smelly, rude, atmosphere and then to top it all off, $800?? Are you kidding me?? Your post title fits perfectly! Love your sarcasm and humor about the whole ordeal. Better luck next time. (just don't go to Sam's and you'll be fine)
I avoid WalMart and Sams Club already or I would boycott them for you.
Can't remember the last time I was in a Sam's club. Don't tell Jared's grandpa or I'd be out of the will.
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